Ananova - Wife 'leaves bag of husband's limbs outside girlfriend's home'
Police in Panama say a wife chopped up her husband and left a bag of his limbs outside his girlfriend's house. They say the woman from Gualaca killed her husband with a machete while he slept after he threatened to leave her.
My wife has often told me "If I can't have you, nobody can." I suppose this one was far more serious than I assume my wife is. I think I'll play it safe and never make her show me if she means it!
Posted by Robert at May 15, 2002 03:11 PMSome people don't know how much they miss somebody until they're gone. I'm sure that she's just trying to scare you. Although, I have head of a man that chopped up his wife. The only way they knew she was dead was that they found her tooth. Be careful. Never stay alone.
Chelsea
Posted by: Chelsea on January 7, 2003 12:27 PMI'm sure that she's just trying to scare you.
Actually my wife is just playing when she says that. She's not actually trying to threaten me. It's just a joke.
Be careful. Never stay alone.
I'm fairly sure I'm safe! Besides, if my wife killed me, who would kill spiders for her and put up (and take down!) the Christmas lights? I figure I'm safe as long as I'm still useful. :-)